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  Survival is a Dying Art (Angus Green, #3)

  1 – Until the Nazis Came

  2 – Trader Tom’s Market

  3 – Burning Love

  4 – Good Intel

  5 – Hiding in the Bushes

  6 – Agent Asshole

  7 – An Important Work

  8 – A Little Excitement

  9 – Wipeout

  10 – Daily Entertainment

  11 – Innocent Victims

  12 – Bathing Beauty

  13 – Sex in the Bushes

  14 – Dirty Job

  15 – Surprising Offer

  16 – The Art is in the Selling

  17 – Navigation

  18 – Business Class

  19 – Brotherly Love

  20 – Rendezvous

  21 – Deferred Plans

  22 – The Criminal Gene

  23 – Quite a Collection

  24 – Art Lovers

  25 – Motorcycle Accidents

  26 – Spintria

  27 – A Bitter Pill

  28 – The Glitter of Gold

  29 – The Sun Metal

  30 – Leap of Faith

  31 – Right in the Middle

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  Survival is a Dying Art

  1 – Until the Nazis Came

  2 – Trader Tom’s Market

  3 – Burning Love

  4 – Good Intel

  5 – Hiding in the Bushes

  6 – Agent Asshole

  7 – An Important Work

  8 – A Little Excitement

  9 – Wipeout

  10 – Daily Entertainment

  11 – Innocent Victims

  12 – Bathing Beauty

  13 – Sex in the Bushes

  14 – Dirty Job

  15 – Surprising Offer

  16 – The Art is in the Selling

  17 – Navigation

  18 – Business Class

  19 – Brotherly Love

  20 – Rendezvous

  21 – Deferred Plans

  22 – The Criminal Gene

  23 – Quite a Collection

  24 – Art Lovers

  25 – Motorcycle Accidents

  26 – Spintria

  27 – A Bitter Pill

  28 – The Glitter of Gold

  29 – The Sun Metal

  30 – Leap of Faith

  31 – Right in the Middle

  1 – Until the Nazis Came

  Tom Laughlin and I were unlikely friends. He was in his late fifties, some thirty years older than I was. He had retired after a lucrative banking career in Boston, and I had only a year under my belt as a Special Agent with the FBI. He was about four inches shorter than my six feet, and his hair was dark and thinning, while mine was red and thick.

  But we’d bonded as he helped me out with a case, and I was fascinated by his stories of being closeted for most of his life. He in turn was eager to hear what life was like for me, as the only openly gay agent in the Miami office.

  Tom belonged to a gay book club, and he had invited me to join the group for dinner for my impressions of the book they were reading, which had an FBI angle, and I’d agreed. He met me at the front door of a casual restaurant on the second floor of a bland office building overlooking the Intracoastal Waterway in Fort Lauderdale.

  I hugged Tom and smelled his lime after shave. He always looked so elegant whenever I saw him—he had a wardrobe of Brooks Brothers polo shirts and finely cut slacks that hugged his butt attractively. He led me to a big table outside overlooking the water, and introduced me to the half-dozen other men, all in their sixties or seventies, and we sat with them.

  We were close to the Oakland Park Boulevard Bridge, and as soon as we ordered the bells there started ringing and the gates began lowering. A sport fishing boat with tall poles idled in front of us, churning a gentle wake as it waited to continue south. The name High Risk was painted across its transom.

  Once the noise died down and we all had glasses of wine in front of us, we began discussing the book, a novelization of a real crime. It was about the exploitation of older men with AIDS who had sold their life insurance policies to a crooked company which defaulted on payments both to them and to the insurance companies, leaving them sick, impoverished, and uninsured.

  We talked about the book for a while, and then Tom asked me, “How realistic is this crime, Angus?”

  “I don’t have much experience with fraud cases, but I’m afraid it rings very true to me,” I said. “After I finished the book I looked up the files on the case the book is based on, and while the author changed some things for dramatic effect, the real crime was very similar.”

  One of the older men, a retired doctor, said, “I knew one of the men who sold his life insurance policy,” he said. “He was HIV positive, and very quickly his case turned into full-blown AIDS. He couldn’t work and had no medical insurance to pay for drugs. But he did have a hundred-thousand-dollar life insurance policy, and he found a company that would buy it from him for twenty-five grand. The broker made a deal with my friend to pay him over time, so he could pay his bills.”

  “Twenty-five thousand dollars isn’t a lot of money, though,” Tom said.

  A big private yacht pulled up at the dock below us, and I reflected that twenty-five thousand dollars would barely cover its operating expenses for a year.

  “It isn’t,” the doctor said. “The broker sold my friend’s policy to investors for fifty grand and was supposed to use that money to pay the premiums until my friend died, as well as give him a cash payment every month to cover his living expenses. But my friend never collected the whole amount. He was able to get some experimental drugs, but suddenly the broker stopped paying him, and he slid backwards. He developed a secondary infection and died.”

  “That’s the way the system was supposed to work,” I said. “The business model was based on people with AIDS dying quickly, before they used up all the benefits they were due. But as more drugs came on the market, people were living longer, and even the legitimate brokers ran out of money to pay the insurance premiums.”

  I picked up my glass of white wine and took a long sip. “The Ponzi scheme the book describes is a classic one, where they recruited healthy people to take out policies, and sold them to pay the policy obligations they already had.”

  “And the gay men got screwed,” the doctor said. “They’d sold their only viable asset for pennies on the dollar, and when the broker defaulted, they had nothing.”

  “This is emblematic of the problems facing our generation,” another man said. He was a real estate agent with a big personality. “Many of us were shunned by our families when we came out. We didn’t have the opportunities younger people have to get educations and good-paying jobs, so we never made that much money while we worked. And then we lost so many of our friends and lovers to AIDS. Now we’re on our own without pensions or savings accounts or kids to look after us.”

  There was a general assent among the men at the table, and I felt guilty about the opportunities my generation had because of the pioneering work these men, and others like them, had done.

  “A lot has to do with how soon we came out,” another man said. He’d been introduced as Frank, and I had the sense that he and Tom were friends outside the book group. “I was too scared to come out when I was young, and I covered it up by working my ass off. I made money, yeah, but I never had the life I could have had.”

  The doctor nodded. “I married my high school sweetheart because I couldn’t see any other path,” he said. “She worked to put me throug
h college and medical school and gave me two wonderful children. For years I knew that I was gay, but I couldn’t abandon her after all she had done for me. It wasn’t until the kids were grown that I finally told her.”

  I couldn’t imagine how painful that must have been for both him and his wife. “Fortunately, she understood, and I was able to keep my relationships with my sons, and now I’m loving being a grandfather. But I know a lot of other men in similar situations who’ve been shunned by their exes and their kids.”

  The conversation wandered off onto tangents, and I was amazed at how many different paths these men had taken to get where they were. Tom insisted on paying for my meal, and then asked if I had a moment to speak with him and Frank.

  Frank ordered us glasses of Scotch from the bar, and the three of us moved over to stand at the railing overlooking the waterway. It had gotten dark by then, and the only boat moving was a small powerboat with Fort Lauderdale Police along the side and a big searchlight at the prow.

  Frank was a couple of inches taller than I was, close to my boyfriend Lester’s height of six-foot-two but much skinnier. His gray hair was close-cropped and there were crow’s feet around his eyes, but I could see he’d been quite handsome when he was younger.

  “I was surprised when Tom told me that you work for the FBI,” Frank began. “I wasn’t aware they’d lifted the rules against homosexuals in sensitive positions.”

  “That happened long before I joined the Bureau,” I said. “Now there are gay men and women at the highest levels. Even so, I’m the only openly gay special agent in my office.” I took a sip of the Scotch, feeling the warmth on my tongue and the back of my palate. Smooth. “How can I help you?”

  “I’m afraid someone might be trying to scam me, and while I don’t want to be taken advantage of, I do want to buy what he says he’s selling.”

  “Slow down, Frank,” Tom said. “Go back to the beginning.”

  Frank pursed his lips and thought for a moment. “Okay. My family are Italian Jews. Centuries in Venice. Did you know that the word ghetto originated there? It means foundry, and the Jews were segregated in the neighborhood where the iron works were located.”

  “Not quite that far back,” Tom said. “Start with your father and his brother.”

  “Sorry.” Frank grinned sheepishly. “I get distracted by all the history. My father and my uncle were born in Venice right after the turn of the century. When he was in his twenties, my father came to the United States, but my uncle Ugo stayed in Venice. He was gay, and he had a lively group of friends, so he had no desire to leave.”

  “Until the Nazis came,” I said.

  “Until the Nazis came. And by then it was too late.”

  We were all quiet for a moment. I imagined that being both gay and Jewish had made Frank’s uncle a prime target.

  “My uncle had a bureaucratic job with the city of Venice, and he made a good bit of money, which he apparently spent on art. The crown jewel of his collection was a painting called Ragazzi al Mare, Boys by the Seaside. By a painter named Mauricio Fabre, part of the Macchiaioli movement.”

  “And?” I asked.

  “I didn’t even know the painting existed until my father passed away,” Frank continued. “When I was sorting through his effects, I found an 8-millimeter movie my uncle made that showed the painting, and a letter from my uncle describing it that included a carbon copy of the sales ticket.”

  “I still don’t understand what you want from me,” I said. “I don’t know anything about art.”

  “Sorry, I’m getting there,” Frank said. “A few months ago, I started looking around online to see what might have happened to the painting. I discovered that it had been confiscated by the Nazis, but then it disappeared. I put up a bunch of posts on art and auction sites asking for information, and eventually a man contacted me, saying that he knew where the painting was, and he could get it to me – for a fee.”

  I nodded. “And you’re afraid he’s scamming you.”

  “Exactly. I did my own research on him and I discovered that he owns a pawn shop in Fort Lauderdale. That made me concerned. I don’t want to be involved in anything shady, and the very fact that he runs an operation like that makes me distrust him.”’

  “What’s his name?” I asked.

  “Jesse Venable. Do you think you can check him out, see if he’s legitimate? His company is called Knight’s Pawn, and they have a couple of operations in bad parts of Fort Lauderdale.”

  I agreed, and we finished our Scotch as people partied on that fancy yacht moored below us. When it came to say goodbye, I kissed Tom’s cheek and hugged him, then shook Frank’s hand, but the two of them seemed unsure what they were supposed to do. I wondered about their relationship – just friends? Or did one of them want something more?

  Once again, I considered myself lucky that I had been out of the closet for years and had built up the ability to sense someone’s interest in me, and jump in if I felt the same way. I was lucky, too, that I’d met Lester, a bouncer at a bar in Fort Lauderdale, and started a relationship with him.

  Whatever Tom and Frank wanted from each other, I hoped they could get it. And maybe by helping Frank track down his uncle’s painting, I could pay back Tom for the favors he’d done for me in the past.

  2 – Trader Tom’s Market

  The next morning I ran Venable’s name through our computer system. I wasn’t surprised to see him come up in several investigations, one of them run by Vito Mastroianni.

  When I arrived at the Miami office the year before, I had been assigned to the Violent Crime Task Force, which investigated everything from kidnapping to bank robbery to gang violence. I’d had the opportunity to work on several different cases involving jewelry theft, child pornography and the hijacking of armored cars.

  I had often worked with Vito, a barrel-chested guy in his mid-forties who had been a cop in New York City and then an agent for DEA before joining the Bureau a dozen years before. If I was going to do any research on Venable, I knew I had to clear it with Vito first, so I walked down the narrow hallway to his office.

  Vito’s case involved the sale of stolen gold coins alleged to have come from the wreck of the Atocha, a Spanish treasure galleon that had sunk off the Florida coast in 1622 carrying millions of dollars’ worth of silver from Peru and Mexico, gold and emeralds from Colombia, and pearls from Venezuela.

  The investigation records I read surmised that coins stolen from an exhibit about the ship had passed through Venable’s operation on their way out of Florida, but there was no concrete evidence, so the investigation had been put on hold.

  “You worked on a case with a guy named Jesse Venable, didn’t you?” I asked from the doorway.

  He motioned me to the seat across from him. “What do you know about Venable?”

  “I met with a guy last night who’s suspicious of him, and asked me to look into him.” I told him about the painting and the connection to Venable.

  “You’re sure this is the same Venable who runs the pawn shops?”

  “That’s what the man told me. Are you working on something with him now?”

  “It’s highly confidential.”

  I was accustomed to that. Since joining the Bureau, I’d learned that most information was on a need to know basis—and that ninety-five percent of the time, or more, I didn’t need to know it.

  “However...” Vito began, and I sat forward in my chair. “There is maybe something you could do to help me with Venable.”

  Vito crossed his hands over his ample chest. “Nearly two billion dollars in fake merchandise is sold in the U.S. each year, costing the global economy untold billions,” he began. “Jesse Venable, in addition to his pawn shops, owns a booth at Trader Tom’s Market where he sells knock-off belts, purses and sunglasses. I think a lot of that stuff is stolen, but Venable is a slippery character, and so far all I have on him is a series of complaints and rumors.”

  “So that’s what you’re investigating n
ow?” I asked. “His flea market booth?”

  “Not completely. But if you find something there I might be able to use it in my other case. How would you feel about taking a trip to the flea market this weekend? You’ve got an honest face, so I don’t think anyone will peg you as a cop. I can get you some cash, and I’d like you to buy a couple of items you think might be counterfeit, to establish your cover as a shopper. But your real target is going to be Venable’s booth.”

  It sounded like a fun way to spend a Saturday, so I agreed readily. “In the meantime, will it screw anything up for you if I look into this painting thing for my friend?”

  “As long as you don’t contact Venable or any of his associates without checking with me first.”

  I agreed, and spent the rest of the day, and the following one, researching counterfeit items in preparation for my visit to Trader Tom’s.

  The top ten counterfeited brands included a few I expected, like Adidas, Burberry, Lacoste and Reebok. The presence of Viagra, Microsoft and Benson & Hedges on the list was surprising, though. I was amazed at how many ways there were to tell counterfeit items, from improper stitching down to the wrong font used on a label.

  For each brand on my list, I began to memorize tell-tale details like poor stitching, crooked labels, or misspelled brand names. For example, the rivets on some designer jeans incorporate the company’s name. If the jeans use generic rivets, then they’re fake.

  The same was true for zippers and other hardware. I familiarized myself with the fonts used in the inside labels for a dozen commonly counterfeited brands, as well as the kind of cord or twine used for exterior hang tags.

  Vito was right about my honest face; though I was twenty-six, my red hair and pale skin made me look younger and less like a Federal agent. Saturday morning, I dressed like a tourist for the excursion, in a brand-new T-shirt that read “I only drink water that’s been through a brewery first.” I’d bought an oversized one to cover the government-issued Glock in a thumb holster attached to the belt of my board shorts. I put a dab of zinc oxide sunscreen on my nose to sell the story even better.

  When I walked into the market late that morning, I had a wad of cash in my wallet and a shopping list of brand name merchandise in my pocket. Too bad I wouldn’t be able to keep anything I bought.